Kitchen conversation

You warned me that it was about to happen. You were going to poop in your undies again.

Me: You're doing that again? What are you going to do when Grandma and Grandpa are here? Will you use the potty?

Aida: No!

Me: Will you ask for a diaper?

Aida: No!

Me: Where will you poop?

Aida: On your head!